Oh wow, cause I would never have thought to use the other side.

So I was shopping in Target the other day (which I think is now OK to do again since they apologized for giving money to homophobes, or something?) and I was browsing the bed and bath section, when a tag on a hand towel caught my eye.  It said "REVERSIBLE!" It was an ordinary hand towel, no printed design, or anything.

Do we need to be specifically told this now, about hand towels?

Here's how short my wait, what?

So I open a tab in Firefox and start Pandora, then switch back to a previous tab and look at something else, and when the music starts I jump out of my skin because in the three seconds it takes Pandora to load, I've forgotten that I turned it on.

You know...

...seeing the occasional spider in my house does not really bother me.

What bothers me is that they are not starving to death.

Holy crap!

July is gone!

Nothing else really explains it.

The Bean and the Peanut are usually pretty tight. They like each other a lot and play together like peas in a pod. However, I sometimes wonder if they have an actual biological need to scream at each other every so often until one (doesn't matter which, sometimes it's both) of them is crying. There doesn't seem to be anything I can do to prevent it. If I see it coming and separate them, they just wait till the next available opportunity. It's like a necessary, inevitable letting off of steam.

I have learned to just send them outside till it's over. Let the neighbors wonder. "What in hell is that racket? Where on Earth is their mother, and why doesn't she do anything about it?"

Open to suggestion

My scalp is itchy. Why? Because I just heard that someone else has head lice.

Those emails that circulate, with heart attack and stroke symptoms described so that we can all be aware and save our own and others' lives? They give me heart attack and stroke symptoms.

I should send myself an email detailing little recognized symptoms of happiness and well-being -- conditions that I actually, for the most part, have.

A bummer and a mystery, however minor.

I hate when I make myself a cup of tea, forget that I made it, and let it sit until it's no longer hot enough.

Reheated tea is never quite right.

Why is that?

Also, why is tea better when the water is boiled on the stove, than when it's boiled in the microwave?

Don't tell me it isn't.

Sometimes you don't realize how much something was bothering you until it isn't anymore.

Isn't it cool how many things are tagless these days? Shirts, pjs, underwear... it rocks.

Why did it take so long?

Say it isn't so

It can't possibly be true that all BMW drivers are also flaming assholes. It just can't be!

So why is there so precious little evidence to the contrary?

Do you ever look at one of these mugs with a twisted handle and wonder if they're cool, or stupid?

They're stupid.