Will it be too loud? Absolutely.
Will it be woefully underlit? No doubt about it.
Will it have myriad unforgivable flaws? Yeppity yep yep.
Will the plot be kind of... how you say... stupid? Perhaps.
Also, isn't Christian Bale an arrogant prick? Yeah probably.
But am I going to see this movie ASAP?
Yes, yes I am.