I just got an email from Barnes & Noble suggesting that I get a jump on my holiday shopping, and oh by the way someone in my life might enjoy reading this:
I can kind of understand their recommendation, because I am a fan of horror fiction, and this cover made me jump. "Spoken from the heart"? The photo shows a creature who might like to remove my beating heart from my chest with her fingernails.
Seriously, does poor Mrs. Bush not look like she vants to suck your blood, here? Who on God's green Earth was her stylist, and does this stylist live above ground? Why didn't anyone SAY something - or was this the best of the options? Good grief, with friends like that, she doesn't need enemies.
But if she has any enemies, they are likely to start wearing garlic.