Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Client 9 from Pouter Space

I haven't heard any speculation as to the identities of clients 1-8, have you?

I wonder if the Spitz was pissed off that he was that far down the list. Given everything I'm hearing about his personality, I have to imagine that the question occurred to him.

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  1. He probably is wondering just that. He'll have plenty of time to ponder it, won't he?

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  2. It is just too awful to think about...

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  3. Terrence McCarthy9:46 AM, March 13, 2008

    You were a geologist. Maybe you could tell me what kind of rock Spitzer crawled out from under.

    And his marriage? I know what kind of rocks it's on.

    That's it for my geologist jokes.

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  4. The thing that I keep coming back to is that the date that keeps being mentioned is the day before Valentine's Day. I mean, the whole thing is an enormous slap in his wife's face, but the Day Before
    Valentine's Day? That's just ruder than rude.

    To top that, this morning's paper reported (from a wiretapped conversation between the 'agency' and the prostitute) that he was going to want to do "things that you will think aren't safe." The paper translated that as him wanting - let me put this a bit obliquely - contact without latex.

    I feel very sorry for his wife and daughters. I have no sympathy for him.

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  5. Ok...this is where I will sound like a total sexist pig woman.

    I am never surprised when I hear that men do these kinds of things. I would be shocked shitless if someone like Hillary or Laura Bush was up to this stuff....

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  6. Don't be shocked - it happens.

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  7. Please, Valentine's Day is a garbage holiday made up by Hallmark to boost its profits.

    However, I will agree with the first anonymous that sometimes oblique is better. Note to self - never read this during breakfast.

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  8. Drag performer Mimi Imfurst is claiming to be Client 8. It's her new myspace ID.

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