Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Client 9 from Pouter Space

I haven't heard any speculation as to the identities of clients 1-8, have you?

I wonder if the Spitz was pissed off that he was that far down the list. Given everything I'm hearing about his personality, I have to imagine that the question occurred to him.


  1. He probably is wondering just that. He'll have plenty of time to ponder it, won't he?

  2. It is just too awful to think about...

  3. Terrence McCarthy9:46 AM, March 13, 2008

    You were a geologist. Maybe you could tell me what kind of rock Spitzer crawled out from under.

    And his marriage? I know what kind of rocks it's on.

    That's it for my geologist jokes.

  4. The thing that I keep coming back to is that the date that keeps being mentioned is the day before Valentine's Day. I mean, the whole thing is an enormous slap in his wife's face, but the Day Before
    Valentine's Day? That's just ruder than rude.

    To top that, this morning's paper reported (from a wiretapped conversation between the 'agency' and the prostitute) that he was going to want to do "things that you will think aren't safe." The paper translated that as him wanting - let me put this a bit obliquely - contact without latex.

    I feel very sorry for his wife and daughters. I have no sympathy for him.

  5. Ok...this is where I will sound like a total sexist pig woman.

    I am never surprised when I hear that men do these kinds of things. I would be shocked shitless if someone like Hillary or Laura Bush was up to this stuff....

  6. Don't be shocked - it happens.

  7. Please, Valentine's Day is a garbage holiday made up by Hallmark to boost its profits.

    However, I will agree with the first anonymous that sometimes oblique is better. Note to self - never read this during breakfast.

  8. Drag performer Mimi Imfurst is claiming to be Client 8. It's her new myspace ID.