FROM: sandy shoes
RE: shutting the fuck up
Hey lady... oh, and hi everyone, fine, thanks... lady, did you ever watch Friends? Remember Chandler was eternally breaking up with that Janice person, the one with the voice that cut through everyone's skull like a chainsaw?
That's what you sound like. I have closed my windows and doors, and that's still what you sound like.
So for the love of God, tone it down, take it inside, or shut the fuck up.
(I recommend option 3. NOBODY wants to hear you droning on about what's wrong with everybody else. Nobody. Not even your family wants to listen to that shit, I promise you.)
Have a good weekend, preferably elsewhere.